Circle Pad Pro XL Review

        Much like myself, I believe most reporters would admit that in early 2012, when the original Circle Pad Pro attachment released for the 3DS, they may have believed that Nintendo's right-analog-nub attachment would be the ultimate defense against the PlayStation Vita. Well, as it turns out, we were all dead wrong, and 3DS really never needed to defend itself against Sony, as it would go on to sell millions more consoles than the Vita could ever hope to (at least at the time of this writing).
        Nearly a year has past since the release of the original 3DS Circle Pad Pro, and now, for the first time ever, in the United States, the Circle Pad Pro XL for the Nintendo 3DS XL is available from Nintendo's official online store, but is it worth the $19.99 plus shipping and handling fees to control in-game camera angles more naturally? That depends. If you own or plan on owning any of the games supported by the attachment within this short list and find the games' default camera settings awkward, then perhaps you should look into buying this accessory, but otherwise be weary.
        While the "CPP XL", as the crazy kids are calling it these days, certainly gets the job done, it does so in perhaps one of the most inconvenient ways possible. First of all, after unpacking the device and attaching it to my Nipplechu 3DS XL, I realized the device wasn't pre-charged. After being slightly frustrated with that idea in my head, I then realized the device required one AAA battery in which it wasn't packaged with. So, slightly more frustrated now, I began to search for AAA batteries when, at last, I'd found what I was searching for, and *SPOILER ALERT* the experience was far from rewarding.
        Now, after undergoing all of that trouble to properly play Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, I assumed my pain was short-lived. It wasn't. The system failed to recognize the Circle Pad Pro for nearly 20 minutes, and shortly after, the game ceased to utilize the accessory whatsoever during certain areas. This caused me worry, as I bought the accessory solely to play this game with a more natural feel.
        Eventually, I reached a section of the game in which I needed to use the touch screen to continue, then realizing, once again, another shortcoming of this accessory: IT PREVENTS ACCESS TO THE STYLUS! At this point, I was a much more frustrated Gabe, a Gabe who could probably go for a few Mega Stuf Golden Oreos at this point. So I took a deep breath, held my head up high and whispered quietly, "I'm going to give this accessory a mediocre review." I then realized just how nerdy my life really is and how badly I'd wished for Dream Drop Distance to control its own camera angles.

Pros:

-Gets the job done

-It's worth it for the novelty

Cons:

-Incredibly bulky

-Requires, but doesn't include one AAA battery

-Isn't rechargeable

-Prevents access to stylus

-Limited configuration options in-game (i.e. inverse camera control)

Bullogna Score: 6.0... Meh.

Evil Dead Review

B-TEN is proud to present its first movie review from Logan Hodges! EVIL-DEAD is a 2013 remake of the 1980's cult classic by Sam Raimi. The film centers around five friends who navigate to a remote cabin for a weekend getaway, only to discover a book of the dead that causes nothing but utter chaos. Who will survive in this bloody remake? You can discover that for yourself as the film is still being shown in theaters. The film is unlike any other remake in which it centers around the same plot. This movie is similar to that of a modern revamp of the original. Although the plot is different and new, the dialogue between the characters was a bit B-rate at the start but as the film progressed, it improved. The Evil-Dead 2013 remake is rated R by the MPAA for strong bloody violence and gore as well as some sexual content and language. Interesting enough, the remake originally received an NC-17 rating for its graphic violence but was later modified to a much more suitable R rating. The Evil Dead (2013) consists of an extremely graphic nature and is deemed one of the goriest movies ever released to the public. Overall, I give the film a 10/10. It's quite thrilling as it has its frightening moments and delivers everything the horror fanbase has been searching for! Feel free to check out the trailer here, although viewer discretion is advised. You've been warned.

Article written by Logan Hodges; revised by Gabriel Carey.

Bullogna Score: 10!

AMAZING

Bullogna Is Looking For Writers, Facebook Admins, and Podcasters

The following posting has been copied directly from our listing on GameJournalismJobs.com

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*We are looking for writers who either have an interest in video games, hardware, or other technolgies o write news updates, review various technologies including video games, and/or join us on our weekly podcast, Dose of D-Pad. I also need someone who can be trusted with our Facebok page. Each individual will not have to do ALL of these things, but I AM looking for at least one person for each position. If this sounds like the job for you the contact me at the e-mail address stated below.

*Unforrunately, this is a volunteer job, but will look great on your resume when applying to larger sites such as IGN, GameSpot, Joystiq, Engadget, and more!

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How Microsoft Could Make A Return To the Next-Gen Console Race

The following article was written before Microsoft confirmed the May 21st unveiling of their next Xbox console:

  We've all heard the rumors regarding Microsoft's next Xbox, codenamed Durango, but what we've yet to hear is any confirmation that these rumors are true. Already, I've seen people use the most god-awful hyperboles in existence (and yes, I'm aware that I too just used a hyperbole) in reference to a console that has yet to be confirmed in any way whatsoever.  Many general video game consumers, in addition Sony and Nintendo fanboys as they're often called, as much as I hate to use the term, are already writing Microsoft off prior to being aware of what Microsoft's upcoming machine is even called! Don't claim that I'm "bashing" you if you're one of these people, as I've recently found myself to be a victim of this pre-announcement write-off, but there is a certain negative connotation associated with this kind of behavior when a console has yet to be announced, and certainly at this point in time Nintendo fans may not be the right group of people to partake in the criticism of Microsoft's next console, primarily because according to many sources, Nintendo most likely won't have an eight-generation console to compete alongside PS4 and Durango, and unless they can prove to consumers otherwise, I may be deeply disappointed in Nintendo in the next few years.

        But how could Microsoft combat these suspicions from the now fans of their competitors? Let's find out... Together. ;) [Laugh]

1. Say NO to always-online connectivity!: This is the most major complaint I've seen regarding the rumored next-gen Xbox, yet it's far from having been confirmed, other than the controversial remarks we saw from Adam Orth just last week.
2. Xbox-exclusive games: To me, in the current generation of consoles, I found Xbox to be irrelevant due to the fact that my PC could do the exact same things as Xbox, but without the subscription fee for online play and with much more beautiful graphics. Xbox needs something more than Halo and Gears of War in the upcoming generation; something surprising.
3. NO subscription fees!: For the brief time that I spent with my Xbox 360, I found the "silver" free subscription to be an annoyance as I couldn't take part in any internet-based services and gave me yet another reason to make the switch to PS3. It should be a no-brainer for Microsoft to discontinue subscription fees... Should be.
4. Out-of-the-box rechargeable controllers!: This is bound to happen, so I have no worries with this one.
5. Games NEED to be the focal point, not casual gimmicks!: Wii ruined Microsoft and Sony in the console games market as motion controls became necessary for both companies to succeed, but unfortunately Kinect and PlayStation Move didn't go over as well as expected.

         As most of you probably know, rumors all point to May 21st, 2013 as the announcement date for the next console from Microsoft and as that date quickly approaches, I've thrown together an event that will cover commentary of Micrsoft's event for your own disgusting plesaure. [Oh, that's right, you guys aren't familiar with me yet. That right there was called a joke. For now, I'll insert a comprehensible laugh track each time I crack one of those for your amusement.] You can join the event by clicking here, and don't worry, your browser will open the link in a new tab.

The Start Button May Make A Comeback In Windows 8.1

        According to The Verge, the start button may return in an upcoming iteration of Microsoft's touch-based home computer operating system, Windows 8. Unfortunately, the source also claims that the new start button will only act as a shortcut that will (more familiarly) access the Windows 8 "metro" styled interface.
        
        Windows 8.1 has been in the talks since earlier this month, although the actual features it will bring to the table are currently unknown other than rumors such as a boot-to-desktop feature which will bypass your mobile-styled app screen for a more familiar desktop screen your computer eyes are so accustomed to. 

        Windows 8.1 is rumored to release in June, with its announcement to be held at Microsoft's Build conference which takes place from June 26th until June 28th, 2013.
        
        Do you support Microsoft's changes to their desktop operating system? Does it matter? Let us know in the comments below.*

*Also at Bullogna, we are currently seeking volunteers interested in updating the blog, administering to the Facebook page, and/or podcasting on either Dose of D-Pad or B-TEN Official Podcast. If you're interested, click here.

        

Listen To Our 4/20 Blazin' Season Finale Extravaganza

by Gabe Carey         

        As confirmed on tonight's podcast, I will be holding a special episode of Dose of D-Pad in which I'll be discussing my Top 10 anticipated gaming events of 2013, all of which you can read about in this article if you so choose. The episode will actually release on 4/19, but will often be referred to as 4/20 due to the fact that other than being my birthday, Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of the Columbine shooting, 4/20 also happens to fall on National Marijuana Day. (Or National Marijuana Day falls on it; I'm not sure.) In celebration of my birthday and the final episode of Dose of D-Pad in its first season, I would anticipate for this episode to be my most successful

        So,

to listen to Dose of D-Pad on either 4/19 or 4/20 (blazin') in order to support my efforts of establishing a potentially successful series of podcasts in my upcoming second season of gaming news, and not-so-gaming-news. I'd like to personally thank each and every one of you for your support, and I hope for you to continue to enjoy all of my video game-related content whether it be on Bullogna Technology & Entertainment News, VGU.TV, DigiBytes.me, FMV Magazine, or, Nintendose.

Top 10 Most Anticipated Gaming Events of 2013

        This Saturday on Dose of D-Pad I'll be hosting the Top 10 Most Anticipated Gaming Events of 2013 special episode/season finale event. Fittingly enough, Saturday also happens to be my birthday, so as assumed, I'll be crying myself to sleep praying to God that I could be 6 again. Nevertheless, I plan for this event to be a success and therefore find it suitable to promote it by publishing the outline that I'll use for Saturday morning's podcast event. If you have any ideas on how to improve this list, feel free to comment and I'll be sure to include your contribution on the show when I record on Friday night.

10) Roller Coaster Tycoon (Android, iOS)

The original Roller Coaster Tycoon is being ported for support on both Google Play and the App Store. We better see a simultaneous release on both platforms. Nostalgia, here I come!

9) Beyond: Two Souls

Quantic Dream's spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Heavy Rain may be the final PS3-exclusive worth discussing.

8) PS Vita North American Price Cut

Will PS Vita finally get a price cut in North America? Will it matter?

7) Tearaway

Speaking of PS Vita, LittleBigPlanet developer Media Molecule has something special tucked away in their gaming laboratories... And it releases on October 22nd in the U.S. (October 25th in Europe)  

6) Wii U Price Cut

While analyst Michael Patcher claimed today that a price could wouldn't help the Wii U, it sure wouldn't hurt, and along with a potentially large assortment of games to be announced at E3, a price cut could be Wii U's savior.

5) Pokemon X and Y

While Nintendo may be flopping in console sales, they're certainly succeeding in the handheld department, and the first fully 3D Pokemon is going to make the ride that much sweeter. Pokemon X and Y will be releasing worldwide for the Nintendo 3DS in October 2013.

4) The Last of Us

I bought a PS3 last year for the sole purpose of being able to play this game at its launch. I then played all of Naughty Dog's other titles and thrilled that I'll be able to hang out with Joel and Ellie on the same day that I'm going with my dad to see Man of Steel. The Last of Us releases June 14th.

3) PlayStation 4 Launch

This includes every launch title for PS4; hopefully Infamous: Second Son, Killzone: Shadow Fall, Knack, The Witness, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, and more!

2) Next-Gen Xbox Annoucement

We've all heard the awful rumors, but I want to be able to separate truth from lies. It's rumored that Microsoft will be holding a press conference to announce the new Xbox on May 21st, 2013, but if you want to stay updated on this subject, join my Facebook event page by clicking here.

1) E3 2013

This is where we'll (hopefully) get all of the answers. This year's Electronic Entertainment Expo conference will take place from June 11th until June 13th, 2013 at the Los Angeles Convention center, but is not open to the public and will be covered on most general/gaming news sites. I expect Vita games and major changes for Nintendo, but my E3 predictions will make their way into a separate article written at a later date.